Seven things Xavi recently said

While playing with pipe cleaners -

XWRK: "Should we make a princess?"

Mama: "What's a princess like?"

XWRK: "Big and round like a circle."

While walking past our friend Aline - who was wearing a skirt, tights and knee high boots -

XWRK: "Oh I looove your brown legs."

At dinner -

XWRK: "Can I have some beer?"

Mama: "No."

XWRK: "Can I have some wine?"

Also at dinner -

Mommy: "What are the pink birds called?"

XWRK: "Pig birds"

Mommy: "No PINK birds. They are the color pink."

XWRK: "The pig - the pig has friends."

Mommy: "Xavi are you in your own special world right now?"

XWRK: "Should we do laundry?"

On his way up to bed -

XWRK: "Mommy I have one can and one jar."

Mommy: "Oh. really?"

XWRK: "Yes. One can and one jar. It feels good to have them."

editor's note: He has neither can nor jar.

Also on his way up to bed -

XWRK: "This is my home, where I play, on Jefferson Street, in Seattle."

Also on his way up to bed -

XWRK: "NO!"